Grizzly Bear Prayer, Versus Ursus

A student told me a joke a grandfather once told over dinner, which I now tell you:

A man was running from a grizzly bear, and the bear was gaining on him, so he dropped to his knees and prayed, “Dear Lord, save me from this vicious beast!”  The man looked up, and was shocked to see the bear was also kneeling, and praying, “Dear Lord, thank you for this delicious feast!”

Thanks for the joke, to grandfather, and grand student!

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